Wegmapkop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, benevolent armadillo.

Wegmapkop created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegmapkop, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wegmapkop, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wegmapkop's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wegmapkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wegmapkop.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wegmapkop.