Narkinspag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish sheep.

Narkinspag created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Narkinspag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Narkinspag, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Narkinspag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Narkinspag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.