Dapabrut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish ant.

Dapabrut created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapabrut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dapabrut, she will turn you into a rat.

Dapabrut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dapabrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near monkeys while wearing purple coats and balancing seven zinc spheres on your head.

4. Worship no other gods but Dapabrut.

5. Always take life seriously.