Fagviggess is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic manatee.

Fagviggess created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fagviggess, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fagviggess, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fagviggess' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fagviggess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fagviggess in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Do not take Fagviggess' name in vain.