Dumzedbep is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain hyena.

Dumzedbep created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumzedbep, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dumzedbep, it will manifest in front of you.

Dumzedbep's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dumzedbep's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Dumzedbep loves badgers, so they must be honoured.