Flapbotweepop is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tiresome fox.

Flapbotweepop created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapbotweepop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flapbotweepop, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flapbotweepop's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flapbotweepop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not take Flapbotweepop's name in vain.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing green boots and balancing five copper spheres on your feet.