Limkenlogcum is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak
jackal.
Limkenlogcum created an up quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Limkenlogcum, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Limkenlogcum, it will be very sad.
Limkenlogcum's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Limkenlogcum's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.
4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Limkenlogcum in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never talk about gravity near shrews while wearing orange shirts.