Milnurtlab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless crow.

Milnurtlab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Milnurtlab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Milnurtlab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Milnurtlab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Milnurtlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.