Bogfudfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, annoying swallow.

Bogfudfoss created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfudfoss, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogfudfoss, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bogfudfoss' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bogfudfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Bogfudfoss loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bogfudfoss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Bogfudfoss on top of important buildings.