Ratbusbab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, egotistical alligator.

Ratbusbab created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ratbusbab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ratbusbab, she will turn you into a duck.

Ratbusbab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Ratbusbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Never hurt horses.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about fire.