Cempak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tiresome ferret.

Cempak created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cempak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cempak, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cempak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cempak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near geese while wearing brown shoes and balancing four lead spheres on your hands.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. Never chant in holy places.