Kabquagnad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sage rat.

Kabquagnad created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabquagnad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kabquagnad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kabquagnad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kabquagnad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.