Megfitsak is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, almighty lobster.

Megfitsak created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megfitsak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Megfitsak, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Megfitsak's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Megfitsak's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.