Mifafgam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humorless tortoise.

Mifafgam created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifafgam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mifafgam, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mifafgam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mifafgam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never feed lots of lemons to dolphins while wearing pink shoes.

5. Run away if five pigs approach from the north.