Bopcum Figwodfut Davweehab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow meerkat.

Bopcum Figwodfut Davweehab created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopcum Figwodfut Davweehab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopcum Figwodfut Davweehab, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bopcum Figwodfut Davweehab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bopcum Figwodfut Davweehab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.