Vilquimarn is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful skunk.

Vilquimarn created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilquimarn, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vilquimarn, she will send minions to preach to you.

Vilquimarn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vilquimarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must pray to Vilquimarn five times a day.