Somdodflat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured grasshopper.

Somdodflat created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somdodflat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Somdodflat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Somdodflat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Somdodflat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Put Somdodflat first in all things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.