Karjadgil is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive duck.

Karjadgil created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karjadgil, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Karjadgil, it will laugh at you.

Karjadgil's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Karjadgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect six silicon sculptures of Karjadgil on top of important buildings.

4. You must pray to Karjadgil nine times a day.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing blue rings and balancing three tin spheres on your face.