Sinbeplop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited dog.

Sinbeplop created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbeplop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sinbeplop, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sinbeplop's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sinbeplop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sinbeplop.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always take life seriously.