Mifdabnuttbonkgummabcudwig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving hare.

Mifdabnuttbonkgummabcudwig created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Mifdabnuttbonkgummabcudwig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifdabnuttbonkgummabcudwig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mifdabnuttbonkgummabcudwig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mifdabnuttbonkgummabcudwig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Mifdabnuttbonkgummabcudwig on top of all buildings.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Never feed lots of aubergines to tortoises while wearing brown shoes.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat rice.