Manfud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witless ferret.

Manfud created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Manfud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Manfud, it will try to impress you with trees.

Manfud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Manfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.