Fobnarlquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awesome otter.

Fobnarlquaf created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobnarlquaf, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fobnarlquaf, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fobnarlquaf's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fobnarlquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never talk about gravity near geese while wearing brown kilts and balancing three gold spheres on your back.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing indigo hats and balancing five lead spheres on your arms.