Yarpfligsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, thoughtless hummingbird.

Yarpfligsag created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpfligsag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yarpfligsag, he will strike you with lightening.

Yarpfligsag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yarpfligsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never hop in the presence of cats.

4. Bats are not to be trusted.

5. Put Yarpfligsag first in all things.