Gupdagsid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast donkey.

Gupdagsid created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Gupdagsid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupdagsid, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gupdagsid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gupdagsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Put Gupdagsid first in all things.