Sandcenomin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy cobra.

Sandcenomin created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandcenomin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sandcenomin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sandcenomin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sandcenomin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sandcenomin seven times a day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. You must never eat peanuts.