Sawfomfit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, two-faced meerkat.

Sawfomfit created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfomfit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sawfomfit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sawfomfit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sawfomfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing purple jumpers and balancing three iron spheres on your back.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.