Dutyartton is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring eagle.

Dutyartton created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutyartton, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dutyartton, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dutyartton's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dutyartton's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing gray jumpers.