Dinartrak is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, wise lizard.

Dinartrak created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Dinartrak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dinartrak, she will turn you into a puffin.

Dinartrak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dinartrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect four gold sculptures of Dinartrak on top of important buildings.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.