Xuckgupgat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, prudent ferret.

Xuckgupgat created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgupgat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xuckgupgat, she will come to you in dreams.

Xuckgupgat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Xuckgupgat's Holy Commandments

1. Xuckgupgat loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Xuckgupgat.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Xuckgupgat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Xuckgupgat loves swans, so they must be respected.