Nulljarnsak Motfunguphonlistgig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, amazing fish.

Nulljarnsak Motfunguphonlistgig created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulljarnsak Motfunguphonlistgig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nulljarnsak Motfunguphonlistgig, she will ignore you.

Nulljarnsak Motfunguphonlistgig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nulljarnsak Motfunguphonlistgig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Never feed wheat to moths while wearing hats.