Guthuglab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane centaur.

Guthuglab created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Guthuglab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Guthuglab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Guthuglab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Guthuglab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near snakes while wearing mauve dresses.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.