Cantadman is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient ferret.

Cantadman created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cantadman, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cantadman, she will turn you into a rat.

Cantadman's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cantadman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the east.