Ster is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable jackal.

Ster created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ster, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ster, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ster's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ster's name in vain.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed aubergines to sheep while wearing trousers.

5. Never pour water over plants.