Jighigfom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, astonishing troll.

Jighigfom created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jighigfom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jighigfom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Jighigfom's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jighigfom's Holy Commandments

1. Jighigfom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.