Tagdidnell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental skunk.

Tagdidnell created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Tagdidnell, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tagdidnell, he will turn you into a mole.

Tagdidnell's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tagdidnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near sharks while wearing red stockings and balancing four iron spheres on your legs.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. You must love Tagdidnell.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.