Bopcatsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, grumpy swan.

Bopcatsaf created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopcatsaf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bopcatsaf, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bopcatsaf's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bopcatsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never chant in the presence of eagles.

5. Never eat apples.