Nartbun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent hamster.

Nartbun created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Nartbun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nartbun, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nartbun's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nartbun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nartbun.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.