Cepven is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able dolphin.

Cepven created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepven, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cepven, she will turn you into a worm.

Cepven's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cepven's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat green fruit.