Fotladdud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent elephant.

Fotladdud created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotladdud, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fotladdud, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fotladdud's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fotladdud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Fast once a month.