Pomstigbasszig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing crow.

Pomstigbasszig created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Pomstigbasszig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pomstigbasszig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pomstigbasszig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pomstigbasszig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Pomstigbasszig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never feed lots of cucumbers to monkeys while wearing yellow kilts.

4. Do not take Pomstigbasszig's name in vain.

5. Always obey Pomstigbasszig's priests.