Tipmipont is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, irritating centipede.

Tipmipont created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipmipont, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tipmipont, she will turn you into a mole.

Tipmipont's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tipmipont's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tipmipont.

2. Tipmipont loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Never hop in the presence of gulls.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Learn four new languages a year.