Kanjinwod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, intelligent dryad.

Kanjinwod created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanjinwod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kanjinwod, it will cry a lot.

Kanjinwod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Kanjinwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not hurt mice.