Larppastap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong hamster.

Larppastap created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larppastap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larppastap, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Larppastap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Larppastap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to eagles while wearing purple shorts.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.