Dibbusyar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable centipede.

Dibbusyar created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dibbusyar, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dibbusyar, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dibbusyar's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dibbusyar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never paint your back blue.

5. Do not commit murder.