Fublipyam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, almighty duck.

Fublipyam created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Fublipyam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fublipyam, it will turn you into a tree.

Fublipyam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fublipyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Fublipyam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always obey Fublipyam's priests.