Cedpogstik is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent fairy.

Cedpogstik created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedpogstik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cedpogstik, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cedpogstik's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cedpogstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near birds while wearing indigo coats and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.