Fidwatbep Abhaskad Miskamwotbud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud hummingbird.

Fidwatbep Abhaskad Miskamwotbud created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidwatbep Abhaskad Miskamwotbud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fidwatbep Abhaskad Miskamwotbud, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fidwatbep Abhaskad Miskamwotbud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fidwatbep Abhaskad Miskamwotbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fidwatbep Abhaskad Miskamwotbud.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Run away from orange great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.