Bepnartrotvinlist is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful salamander.

Bepnartrotvinlist created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepnartrotvinlist, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepnartrotvinlist, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bepnartrotvinlist's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bepnartrotvinlist's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Retreat if five moths approach from the south.