Tonkmifhamhunrattenhug Getflynurt is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy coyote.

Tonkmifhamhunrattenhug Getflynurt created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkmifhamhunrattenhug Getflynurt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tonkmifhamhunrattenhug Getflynurt, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tonkmifhamhunrattenhug Getflynurt's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tonkmifhamhunrattenhug Getflynurt's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tonkmifhamhunrattenhug Getflynurt.

2. Never talk about gravity near birds while wearing pink tights.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Never feed cucumbers to squirrels while wearing hats.