Gigdubmad Bonkyognurt is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, amazing turtle.

Gigdubmad Bonkyognurt created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigdubmad Bonkyognurt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gigdubmad Bonkyognurt, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gigdubmad Bonkyognurt's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gigdubmad Bonkyognurt's Holy Commandments

1. Gigdubmad Bonkyognurt loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Always obey Gigdubmad Bonkyognurt's priests.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Gigdubmad Bonkyognurt in the centre of the settlement.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Do not take Gigdubmad Bonkyognurt's name in vain.